Mama look! A "Slack Jaw'd'Mouth breather!"

This is a composition of the multiple people I witness walking down the street as I drive home from work.

1. Dirty white tee shirt XXXL (like a dress)

2. Pronounced brow.

3. Gaping mouth (aka m' airhol').

4. Oil, lots of oil.

5. Turtle posture if turtle were biped.

6. Expressive hair (not confined to the scalp).

7. Their forward progression is driven from a relentless lean forward, positioning the head far enough in front of the hips to instinctually make the feet respond, falling in front of each other to keep from tipping.